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Thursday, May 31, 2012

I don't think Anlene will be knocking on our doors with high-calcium milk endorsement deals anytime soon.

First, I broke my collarbone in November. Let's just say that always finishing last in Daytona should have served as foreshadowing of sorts. My quadbiking stint during that Phuket trip where I bulldozed into the bushes way too often for my liking should also have rang some alarm bells, but they didn't.

And hence...

But that's old news. The ol' collarbone is now fully healed, but somehow the Orthopedic Department never seems to run out of business.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is now one more person to give up your seat to on the MRT!

Still so sassy. The same cannot be said for me. When my collarbone was still broken, I was contemplating how long I could go without bathing cos it was damn mafan and painful doing it with only one arm. After leaving my hair unwashed for one and a half days, I then concluded that I was going to start attracting flies and subsequently improved on my hygiene HAHA. It's one thing to be left on the shelf past the expiry date, but letting the mold grow (this may have taken on a literal meaning if I continued postponing my bath) is taking it a bit too far la hor.

Since ~~the bai kah~~ Celine couldn't go out much, we decided to visit her at home bearing all sorts of food to cheer her up. A fractured ankle is no trivial matter - how can we afford to joke about it?

Playing with the bai kah

I think the skeletal damage that the fracture caused also extended to her funny bone, because she actually laughed very hard (and clapped and hit the table) upon hearing my stupid joke.

Beu: Ya I'm allergic to alcohol.
Me: She doesn't get HIGH, she gets HIVES. HAHAHAHAHAHA

At that point I started laughing my disgusting laughter, and there was a lot of table slamming and clapping on Cel's part. Chlo and Beu just looked at us judgingly and I think there may have been a "THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY," but I couldn't hear it amidst all the table-hitting. Beu might also have had the urge to hit something, but I think it might have been my face.

She's one to judge.

Chlo: Beu, how's your Mum ah?
Beu: Aiyah she's weird as ever.
Chlo: Menopause already right?
Beu: No I think finish already.
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Me: What?
I was very busy being judgmental, but still had time to notice Chlo the med student start hyperventilating.
Chlo: YOU DON'T FINISH MENOPAUSE.
Cel: So you think our period stops then when we are 90 years old it starts again is it?!

Sometimes I really don't think that we do the Singaporean education system any justice.