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Wednesday, September 05, 2012
"There are two people you’ll meet in your life.  One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest.  The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.  You will meet these two people; it is a given.  It is the third that you’ll never see coming.  That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book."

Read this from a friend's tumblr and it's definitely gonna stick with me through the day. Months, years, even. 


Tuesday, September 04, 2012
Periods, Friendzones and Salads            



I love how everything can be attributed to my period.

Don't feel like getting started on school work...
Period coming.

Felt down over a small thing a few days ago...
Period coming.

Too fatigued to get my butt off the couch and start exercising...
Period coming.


Me: Mum, is it normal to feel tired before my period?
Mum: Tired in what sense?
Me: I don't want to go gym
Mum: That's not 'tired,' that's 'LAZY'! 

And then she laughed at me and the both of us continued eating. HAHAHA.

A day after I was moody, it was Jeremy's turn to feel blue.
Me: HAHA I think we talk too much. Now our menstrual cycles have synced. Yay!
Jeremy: Why on earth is this a cause for celebration?!

Definitive Signs of Mutual Friendzoning, #19: When you tell a guy that you both share the Time of the Month, and he doesn't disagree.

I've also been warned that if I want to appear demure, I shouldn't order anything that comes with a salad. THE LEAVES ARE SO BIG. What am I supposed to do? Slice lettuce with a knife and fork? Neatly cut through the slender stems of the greens? The sausage platter that I chose last night came with this huge side of salad, and as I listened to Jerome talking about serious internship stuff, I was also trying to figure out a way to nibble on the vegetables in a presentable manner. It wasn't a matter of trying to make a good impression on this friend - we refer to each other as a 'joke' so often that sometimes his actual name slips my mind. I also delight in asking him, "why did Dorothy (his girlfriend) take you ah?" 

But I had to mind my manners still. You see, there are some places like the Old Airport Road hawker centre, where Ernie and I can laugh our 400-decibel laughter and not care. Sure, the crows gathering around the leftovers at the next table immediately take flight because their evolutionary instinct interprets our laughter as the sound of approaching wildebeest. Old aunties also stare at us, feeling sad that the tradition of arranged marriages has died out, since there's clearly no way Ernie and I are gonna find husbands when we act like that.

Last night, I was eating French food. This is how I gauge how refined I'm supposed to be in various dining situations: the more items on the menu that I can't pronounce, the more atas I should act. 

Unless it's a Punjabi Kadi with Pakora Dahi Besan Kadi from Al Ameen Eating House.

But I digress.

So I was nodding at all the important bits of what he was saying, but in my mind I was really thinking, "Why are the leaves so long? Why can't the French just use tau geh? How am I supposed to do this?!" The look on my face was reminiscent of the expression that I have when I do long division: Clueless

Then I looked up at Jerome and remembered that this dude pronounces 'au gratin' as 'or greh-teen.' 

Screw it. 

I wrestled with the leaves and managed to gather a bunch of them with my fork and knife. They wouldn't stay on the fork, so I propped them up with the knife and then stuffed them into my mouth.

His jaw dropped. Apparently my ravishing beauty was too much for him to handle. Then he face-palmed and started laughing, and I started cracking up too (not a good idea when there's an entire ecosystem of vegetation sticking out of your mouth.)

Aside from salads, I should also steer clear from chicken drumsticks. I was reading old cards from the past cos I'm just cheesy like that, and this is something that Beu wrote in 2008.

"You eat a drumstick like you want to swallow the whole stick." 

There were other one-liners from birthday cards that made me laugh.

Winston: "Happy birthday SHITHEAD! Thanks for everything, enjoy yourself, won't insult you for a day (shit, 24 hrs leh)"

Jialong: "I hope you will be able to start mugging like crazy and become a dark horse (maybe buffalo is more apt haha jkjk!) and get 45 pts."

Weekee: "Please stay happy with all your food (but eat more healthy ones!)"

Jiarong: "Now that you're 17, you have to be more mature, which means eating less unhealthy food."






That means... Salads?


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